HUSBAND STORE

a funny email i got from guochang yesterday..



WELCOME TO THE HUSBAND STORE:



A store that sells husbands has just opened in New York City, where a woman may go to choose a husband.

Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates.

You may visit the store ONLY ONCE!

There are six floors and the attributes of the men increas! e as the shopper ascends the flights.

There is, however, a catch...you may choose any man from a particular floor, or you may choose to go up a floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building!

So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband...

On the first floor the sign on the door reads:

Floor 1: These men have jobs and love the Lord.

The second floor sign reads:

Floor 2: These men have jobs, love the Lord, and love kids.

The third floor sign reads:

Floor 3: These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids and are extremely good looking.

"Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.

She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads:

Floor 4: These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop-dead good looking and help with the housework.

"Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!"

Still, she goes to the fifth floor and sign reads:

Floor 5: These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop-dead gorgeous, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak.

She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the sign reads:

Floor 6: You a! re visitor 4,363,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please.

Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store. Watch your step as you exit the building, and have a nice day!

** Please send this to all men for a good laugh and to all the women who can handle the truth!

REMEMBER: Greed is one of the seven deadly sins.
You have to learn to be grateful for what you have to get more. When you are ungrateful you end up with nothing.

marry ming

hahah.. this is crazy
some 13 year old girl sent me this message on youtube
click to enlarge



Subject: Will you marry me?!
Message: OMG I love you I want to go to Singapore. Your videos always make me laugh. Keep it up!

IMF/WB Video

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OWHU5olCJIQ

Video for IMF WB at Suntec Singapore

terry fox run video

terry fox run video - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RkqQpqFwGp0


enjoy!

IMF and JONATHAN LEONG

guess who's the biggest fan of jonathan leong?
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seen this on the protesting CSOs today at IMF?
i've got one!
they are so respectable!

remember the days

remembering evelyn's birthday

=)

1. Examination Matters
Release of Main Exam Results

(http://www.tp.edu.sg/sscripts/cis/oss/OSSSignIn.asp)
Date: 14 Sep 06 (Thur)

Appeal for Review of Main Examination Answer ScriptsApplication Period:
14 Sep to 20 Sep 06
Forms: Available at OSC during Office hours

sad..

this news saddens me
cos my family enjoys watching the Crocodile Hunter on Central..
sian..



Irwin pulled barb out of chest before death By Paul Tait


SYDNEY (Reuters) - Fatally injured "Crocodile Hunter" Steve Irwin pulled a stingray's serrated barb from his chest before he lost consciousness and died, his manager said on Tuesday as fans worldwide mourned the exuberant naturalist.

Hundreds of fans placed flowers outside his Australia Zoo in Queensland state and wrote messages on khaki shirts, part of his trademark uniform, as Irwin's body was flown home after Monday's freak diving accident off Australia's northeast coast.

Officials offered Irwin's grieving family a state funeral while news of his death on the Great Barrier Reef clogged Internet news sites and ground some Web sites to a halt.

Police have been handed footage taken as Irwin, 44, filmed what was to be his last documentary. It shows him swimming above a stingray when it lashed out and speared him in the heart with its barbed tail, manager John Stainton told reporters.

"He pulled it out and the next minute he's gone," he said.

"The cameraman had to shut down. It's a very hard thing to watch because you're actually witnessing somebody die ... it's terrible," Stainton said.

Police said it appeared Irwin was just watching the ray.

"There is no evidence that Mr Irwin was intimidating or threatening the stingray," Queensland police spokesman Mike Keating told reporters.

Marine experts say stingrays can deliver horrific, agonizing injuries from the toxin-laden barbs, which can measure up to 20 cm (8 in) in length and cause injuries like a knife or bayonet.

"It's not the going in that causes the damage, it's the coming out where those deep serrations kind of pull on the flesh, and you end up with a very jagged tear which is quite a pronounced injury," said Dr Bryan Fry, deputy director of the Australian Venom Research Unit.

FLIRT WITH DEATH

Australian Prime Minister John Howard interrupted parliament on Tuesday to pay tribute.

"He was a genuine, one-off, remarkable Australian individual and I am distressed at his death," Howard told parliament.

"We mourn his loss, we're devastated by the tragic circumstances in which he has been taken from us and we send our love and prayers to his grieving family," he said.

Film star Russell Crowe praised Irwin as the "ultimate wildlife warrior."

Irwin's zoo kept its gates open Tuesday despite his death.

"He would have been kicking our butts if we decided to close the zoo. It's a great chance for people to go in and see his crocodiles, see what he loved," zoo worker Louise Martin said.

Environmental documentary maker Ben Cropp said Irwin was swimming alongside a bull stingray, probably weighing around 100 kg (220 lb).

Stingrays are normally placid and only attack in self-defense. But Irwin's cameraman was filming in front of it and it probably became frightened and lashed out.

Stainton said the cameraman only became aware of the attack when he noticed Irwin bleeding.

Millions had seen Irwin flirt with death many times as he stalked and played with crocodiles, sharks, snakes and spiders. Stainton said he was struggling to come to terms with the fact that a stingray had killed his friend.

"He just seemed to have a charmed life," Stainton said.

Known for his catchphrase "Crikey" during close encounters with animals, Irwin made almost 50 documentaries which appeared on the cable TV channel Animal Planet.

U.S.-based television company Discovery Communications, which produces Animal Planet, said it would set up a conservation fund in honor of Irwin. It said the footage of Irwin's fatal dive might never be broadcast.

Irwin's documentaries attracted a global audience of some 200 million people, many of them in the United States, and fans from Guam to Glasgow jammed Web sites and news blogs. Many asked how they were to explain Irwin's death to their children.

"Why did it have to be Steve Irwin," 11-year-old Daniel told Australian Associated Press.


[VIDEOS]
FOX - Steve Irwin Death
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e-6eHifjHV4
National News Nine - Steve Irwin Death
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZRl6j8fc_Bo

CHALET ALERT

ok! I'm finally back in action after a stupid flu infection which i caught during the exam period.. argggh... but anyway I'm here to inform you about our chalet
EVERYONE please spread the message around.. esp to the others.. I'm not to sure how many ppl read the class blog during holiday periods

Okz! So here's the deal

We'll be having a chalet at aloha loyang, from 5 - 7 October (thurs - Firday) TENTATIVELY The dates are like tat.. if you guys are ok? I NEED RESPONSES please!!!
Going or not please sms pei si, whether you are staying or juz going for bbq also please inform pei si.. Because I'II be out of town the next few days.

Also, do send in ur responses by this sunday ok? We need to book and all that...

THANKS!!!

RETRIBUTION

some people say women are not to be trifled with ....this is a prove. What goes around comes around =D

BON VOYAGE

bon vovage jean and esther
enjoy ur holidays
come back safely

and shiqin.. well probably off to thailand or msia again
bon voyage too